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Highlights of ER admissions
the lady had inserted a whole chicken piece by piece into her vagina....
Published : 12.31.1998

Rate: 3.29
TOP 10 THINGS THAT PISS ME OFF
I think these piss everyone off.
Published : 12.28.1998

Rate: 3.26
The Chronological aspect of the sphincter muscle, better known as ... The Shit List
Ghost Shit: The kind where you feel the Shit come out, but there is no Shit in the toilet ...
Published : 12.21.1998

Rate: 3.27
Top ten things that sound dirty at the office but aren't
Just stick it in my in-box...
Published : 12.20.1998

Rate: 3.02
Top ten reasons god created eve
6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 2.93
25 reasons why alcohol should be served at work
1. It's an incentive to show up.
Published : 12.19.1998

Rate: 2.92
Top ten proposed closing arguments
From the law offices of Johnnie Cochrane, Esquire, here are the top ten proposed closing arguments in the matter of United States v. William J. Clinton
Published : 12.18.1998

Rate: 2.85
Top ten things that sound dirty in law but aren't
Have you looked through her briefs...
Published : 12.18.1998

Rate: 3.21
Top ten things that sound dirty in golf but aren't
Nuts... my shaft is bent...
Published : 12.17.1998

Rate: 3.10
Dilbert's Words of Wisdom
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either...
Published : 12.07.1998

Rate: 3.06
Top ten signs your grandparents are still sexually active:
Hello, Grandma? Grandpa? are you alright in there?
Published : 12.06.1998

Rate: 3.01
The Rules of Bedroom Golf
1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play....
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.93
What state mottos should be
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!...
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.94
His and Her ATM usage explained:
1. Pull up to ATM... 2. Insert card...
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.82
Nerd Sayings
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted...
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.59
You Know You're Addicted to the Net When..
1. Everyone one of your friends have @ in their names...
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.88
10 Signs You Are Addicted To The Net
You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
Published : 12.02.1998

Rate: 2.97
Top ten reasons why trick or treating is better than sex
The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some...
Published : 12.01.1998

Rate: 3.03

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