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38,011 articles July 23, 2014 558,994 postings




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Do You Like Being Grossed Out
Warning: Disgracefully gross photo here...
Published : 12.04.1998

Rate: 2.99
Euphemisms for DIARRHEA
39. Upside-down hot fudge sundae
Published : 12.04.1998

Rate: 2.96
Euphemisms for FARTING
35. Rebuild the ozone layer one poof at a time
Published : 12.04.1998

Rate: 2.98
Euphemisms for FECES
79. Make grunt sculpture
Published : 12.04.1998

Rate: 3.06
Here I sit
Here I sit broken hearted...
Published : 12.09.1998

Rate: 2.92
High School Blues
Two high-school buddies were attending the senior prom...
Published : 12.09.1998

Rate: 2.89
Lawyer Makes a Friend
A well dressed lawyer went into a bar for a martini and found himself beside a scrungy-looking drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand...
Published : 12.09.1998

Rate: 2.99
Tasteless Joke
Q: How do you make paper dolls?
Published : 12.14.1998

Rate: 2.91

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