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Music is my life
The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning...
Published : 12.27.1999

Rate: 2.95
Duck Tape
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch...
Published : 12.23.1999

Rate: 3.30
Are you my son?
An older gentleman and a young hooligan in leather, spikes,...
Published : 12.22.1999

Rate: 3.27
The 12 Politically Correct Days of Christmas
On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:...
Published : 12.21.1999

Rate: 2.91
Oriental Medicine
One day this bloke travels to the Far East on...
Published : 12.21.1999

Rate: 3.02
The 3 Chinese Curses
A traveller was looking for a place to stay...
Published : 12.20.1999

Rate: 3.05
Pissing Alien
An Alien walks into a bar and asks the bartender...
Published : 12.19.1999

Rate: 2.80
Is The Cup Half Empty Or Half Full?
The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge ...
Published : 12.19.1999

Rate: 3.20
Arlington Street
A little boy walks up to his mom and asks...
Published : 12.18.1999

Rate: 2.86
Lawn of ill repute
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood ...
Published : 12.18.1999

Rate: 3.00
Come Back
So a kid is riding his bike and stops at...
Published : 12.17.1999

Rate: 3.25
A way of the hand
The Pope and the Queen of England are addressing a joint Anglican/Catholic commemoration ...
Published : 12.17.1999

Rate: 3.06
Pubic Hair
Colin meets a girl on the street. He says, Come...
Published : 12.16.1999

Rate: 3.15
Black Box
Elle, Helena and Naomi were on their first plane flight...
Published : 12.15.1999

Rate: 3.03
Men are like...
MEN ARE LIKE... Men are like... Bank Accounts. Without a...
Published : 12.14.1999

Rate: 2.90
The Parrot
A man and his wife are having sexual problems so...
Published : 12.13.1999

Rate: 3.09
Take out
A man was browsing through a novelty store. There was...
Published : 12.09.1999

Rate: 2.64
Grandpa and Little Johnny
Little Johnny and Grandpa go out to play golf one...
Published : 12.07.1999

Rate: 3.13
golfing with mother nature
One morning while golfing, sidney had to relieve himself. Looking...
Published : 12.06.1999

Rate: 2.94
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) ...
Published : 12.04.1999

Rate: 3.10
Feel like a woman
A man walks into a bar and sits down. He...
Published : 12.03.1999

Rate: 3.02
Santa delivers
Christmas Eve there was this beautiful woman home all by herself...
Published : 12.01.1999

Rate: 2.93

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