"Sometimes Washington is one of these towns where the people who think they've got the sharp elbows are the most effective person."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "George W. Bush Participates in a Terrell-for-Senate Luncheon," Dec. 3, 2002
"Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor...I told him he was grounded." Tim Allen, Comedian
#224 America's 1st roller coaster was built in 1827 to carry coal froma a mine to boats below.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Q: What do Rubik's Cubes and penises have in common? A: The more you play with them, the harder they get.