BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
"It's basically the same, just darker." Alan Kulwicki, stock car racer, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons (1991)
#87 A mile on the ocean and a mile on land are not the same distance.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Q: Mom's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday