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"It's important for [the United Nations'] words to mean what they say, andas we head into the 21st century, Mark, when it comes to our security, wereally don't need anybody's permission."—Bush, during a press conference in 2003 (in the 21st century) Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President George Bush Discusses Iraq inNational Press Conference," March 6, 2003
 
 

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"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
— Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm haddestroyed 20 books. (1991)
 
 

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