"I think that freedom is a powerful incentive. And I amI believe that someday freedom will prevail everywhere, because freedom is a powerful drive for people toand it's the beginnings of people expressing themselves toward a free Iran, which I think is positive." Bush, on recent protests in Iran Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
"My girlfriend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said,"the whole time"." Steven Wright, Comedian
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so ugly she won't even play with herself!
Q: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? A: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.