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34,519 articles November 21, 2009 558,334 postings




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Ass Face
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the...
Published : 02.28.1999

Rate: 3.19
The Beautiful Secretary
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes...
Published : 02.28.1999

Rate: 3.11
The Itch That Wouldn't Quit
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back...
Published : 02.28.1999

Rate: 2.97
One Day In the Jungle...
One day in the jungle, the Cannibal Chief's sun and...
Published : 02.27.1999

Rate: 3.03
Superman's Sex Life
One day Superman was feeling a bit horny. So,...
Published : 02.27.1999

Rate: 3.30
The Mailman's Last Day
It was George's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather..
Published : 02.25.1999

Rate: 3.05
Cannibalism
Three explorers are captured by cannibals...
Published : 02.24.1999

Rate: 2.96
A bird, a cow, and a cat
A bird decides not to fly south one winter...
Published : 02.23.1999

Rate: 2.94
Lunch Anyone
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger...
Published : 02.22.1999

Rate: 2.97
Life is Backwards
Life isn't fair.
Published : 02.19.1999

Rate: 3.62
Final Finish
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university...
Published : 02.19.1999

Rate: 2.82
A visit to the doctors
This guy went into a doctor's office and told the nurse, I have a problem with ...
Published : 02.18.1999

Rate: 2.99
Two Little Kids
Two little kids were in a hospital laying next to each other.
Published : 02.13.1999

Rate: 2.94
Pinocchio's Sex Life
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters whenever they had sex.
Published : 02.13.1999

Rate: 3.17
Mental Test
There are no tricks to this test.
Published : 02.12.1999

Rate: 3.30
Mr. Putz Esq.
After successfully passing the bar exam, a man opened his own law office...
Published : 02.03.1999

Rate: 3.00
Telephone Poles
A foreman sent out two groups of men to put up telephone poles along a new highway and asked them to report at the end of the day...
Published : 02.02.1999

Rate: 2.94

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