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Actually, It's French
The scandal is long over, yet the jokes continue. Clinton walks...
Published : 02.29.2000

Rate: 3.00
Actual Radio Conversation
I don't know if this is an actual conversation or...
Published : 02.28.2000

Rate: 3.24
Hillary's Boyfriend
Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near...
Published : 02.27.2000

Rate: 3.17
Daddy's Little Girl
Chelsea Clinton went off to college and came back home...
Published : 02.26.2000

Rate: 3.26
Ad in London Times
Ad in London Times Those naughty British...
Published : 02.25.2000

Rate: 2.57
Baby elephant trunk
A man is having trouble getting it up again, when...
Published : 02.24.2000

Rate: 3.29
Top 10 ways to tell if a Red Neck has been working on a computer
Top 10 ways to tell if a Redneck has been working...
Published : 02.23.2000

Rate: 3.07
16 Fun Things To Do In K-Mart
16 Fun Things To Do In K-Mart...
Published : 02.22.2000

Rate: 3.37
Thanksgiving & Christmas
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for...
Published : 02.21.2000

Rate: 3.23
the parrot & the preacher
A guy buys a parrot & wants to teach it...
Published : 02.20.2000

Rate: 2.91
Nun, Preist and Camel
A nun and a priest are riding through the desert...
Published : 02.19.2000

Rate: 3.29
Top 10 ways to be the funniest guy in your office.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard...
Published : 02.18.2000

Rate: 3.20
Three Nuns and a flasher
Did you hear that last night 3 nuns were confronted...
Published : 02.18.2000

Rate: 2.68
Unholy Holy Water
There were three Nuns that were so exceptionally good that...
Published : 02.17.2000

Rate: 3.24
Turning a Trick Phrase...
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on...
Published : 02.16.2000

Rate: 2.94
I like the way you think.
A teacher was was helping her student with a math problem...
Published : 02.15.2000

Rate: 2.90
Toilet Paper
A little old lady goes into the store to do...
Published : 02.14.2000

Rate: 2.64
Lab Samples
A ninety-six-year old man had a doctor's appointment, and as...
Published : 02.13.2000

Rate: 3.26
The Soldier
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just...
Published : 02.12.2000

Rate: 2.97
Panty Hose
How many animals can be fit into a pair of...
Published : 02.11.2000

Rate: 2.73
24 hours to live
A man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells...
Published : 02.10.2000

Rate: 2.90
How to impress a woman
How to impress a woman: Wine her, Dine her, Call...
Published : 02.09.2000

Rate: 3.38
Letter to a redneck son
Dear Redneck Son; I'm writing this letter slow because I...
Published : 02.08.2000

Rate: 3.36
A Well Turned Phrase
Two delicate flowers of French womanhood were conversing on the...
Published : 02.07.2000

Rate: 3.03
Nagasaki!!!!!!!
An American guy went on a business trip to Japan....
Published : 02.06.2000

Rate: 3.05
Freshmen QB
A huge college freshman decided to try out for the...
Published : 02.05.2000

Rate: 2.86
The Beat Goes On
John and Mary, both elderly residents at a retirement home...
Published : 02.04.2000

Rate: 3.28
The New Harley
A young man saves up for years...
Published : 02.03.2000

Rate: 3.38
A Second Penis
Little Billy tells his teacher, my dad has a second...
Published : 02.02.2000

Rate: 3.31
Surfside Sex...
Two elderly ladies, Sophie and Sadie were visiting each other...
Published : 02.01.2000

Rate: 2.56

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