"He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be."-On Rudy Giuliani, The Edge With Paula Zahn, May 18, 2000
"Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts." Vice President Dan Quayle
#90 The average raindrop falls at 7mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies? A: A bingo machine.