"We are in the process of helping them implement a strategy which is was described to us in Aqaba as to how the Palestinian Authority want to reconstitute a security force in order to make sure the terrorists, the haters of peace, those who can't stand freedom do not have their way in the Middle East." Bush, on smoothing some of the bumps in the road to peace in the Middle East Source: The White House, "President Believes Peace in Middle East is Achievable: Remarks by the President to the Travel Pool," June 15, 2003
"I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second." Steven Wright, Comedian
#215 Tennessee banned the use of a lasso to catch fish.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
Q: Why do men die before their wives? A: They want to.