"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road." - To reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000
"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
#136 Strawberries are the only fruits whose seeds grow on the outside.
Yo Mama ...
is so short she has to cuff her underwear
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.