"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
"Sponges grow in the ocean ... that kills me. I wonder how much deeper theoceans would be if that didn't happen." Steven Wright, Comedian
#200 The first country to use postcards was Austria.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal.