"Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things.. Anti-immigrant, for example. And we're not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. We're a party that welcomes people."-campaigning in Cleveland, July 1, 2000
"Because she is too d@#* ugly to kiss goodbye." Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips.
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Yo Mama ...
is so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!!!
I heard that Monica Lewinsky is becoming a Republican. She says that the Democrats left a bad taste, in her mouth!