"The law I sign today directs new funds and new focus to the task of collecting vital intelligence on terrorist threats and on weapons of mass production."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Signs 911 Commission Bill," Nov. 27, 2002
"He wants Texas back." Tommy Lasorda, Dodger manager, asked what terms Mexican - born pitching sensation Fernando Valenzuela might settle for in his upcoming contract negotiations. (1981)
#155 In 1926, the first outdoor mini-golf courses were built on rooftops in NYC.
Yo Mama ...
is so slutty she was on the cover of wheaties, with her legs open, and it said "breakfast of the champs"
Q: Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A: To stop the snoring before it starts!