"But here in Texas we took [trial lawyers] on and got some good medicalmedical malpractice, which evidently had a few loopholes in it." Source: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
"My girlfriend asked me if I slept well. I said no, I made a couple mistakes." Steven Wright, Comedian
#201 The only one-syllabled U.S. state is Maine.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.