"And when we find children trapped in schools which will not teach and will not change, as a society we must demand something better, because there is no second-rate children in America." Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "Remarks by the President at Chris Chocola for Congress, and Indiana Victory 2002 Finance Dinner," Sept. 5, 2002
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country." Steven Wright, Comedian
#200 The first country to use postcards was Austria.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could curdle urine.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.