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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
Published : 03.21.1999
Rate: 3.27
Few Beers and a Friend
Two friends used to stop off at a bar for a beer now and again.
Published : 03.18.1999
Rate: 2.77
Family Troubles
A man goes into a bar and orders five shots...
Published : 03.08.1999
Rate: 3.20
Don't Blow Chunks
A guy walks into a bar and the bartender asks...
Published : 03.07.1999
Rate: 3.19
Did Ya Know...
A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.
Published : 03.06.1999
Rate: 3.07
Rocket Fuel Cocktail
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta...
Published : 03.06.1999
Rate: 3.11
Hung Like a Horse
A man walks into a bar and sees a horse sitting in the corner...
Published : 03.05.1999
Rate: 2.96
Only Catholics Go To Heaven
A man dies and goes to heaven. St.Peter gives...
Published : 03.01.1999
Rate: 2.97
