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Federal Employee Evaluations
These useful quotes were reportedly taken from actual Federal employee performance evaluations ...
Published : 03.31.1999
Rate: 3.13
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What DID Eve say?
Three nuns are killed in a tragic traffic accident and...
Published : 03.31.1999
Rate: 3.04
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On the farm
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores...
Published : 03.29.1999
Rate: 3.05
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College freshmen: Born 1980
Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of that year's incoming freshmen.
Published : 03.29.1999
Rate: 2.93
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Ole's Two Assholes
Ole died in a fire and his body was so...
Published : 03.28.1999
Rate: 2.93
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Efficiency Experts
Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant...
Published : 03.28.1999
Rate: 2.93
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Great Truths About Life Adults Have Learned
1. Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree ...
Published : 03.27.1999
Rate: 2.92
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Great Truths About Life Children Have Learned
1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats ...
Published : 03.27.1999
Rate: 2.90
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Top Ten Potential Titles for Monica's New Book
10) I Suck At My Job ...
Published : 03.26.1999
Rate: 2.95
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If General Motors Were Like Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated ...
Published : 03.26.1999
Rate: 2.63
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The Nudist Colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a...
Published : 03.26.1999
Rate: 3.02
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The Winning Blonde
There was a blonde standing in front of a coke...
Published : 03.25.1999
Rate: 3.15
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Beautiful Blonde Goes to NYC
A beautiful blonde boards a plane for NYC...
Published : 03.24.1999
Rate: 3.20
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Truck Trouble
A man is told by his doctor that...
Published : 03.24.1999
Rate: 3.18
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Teeth Down There
A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her at a department store...
Published : 03.24.1999
Rate: 3.03
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Bill Gates Dies
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
Published : 03.23.1999
Rate: 2.95
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Clarification Of Corporate Lingo
Employer's lingo, and their true meanings... and...employee's lingo, and their true meanings
Published : 03.23.1999
Rate: 2.98
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Sayings that should be on buttons...
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?
Published : 03.22.1999
Rate: 2.92
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Learn From This Women
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe...
Published : 03.21.1999
Rate: 2.80
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Then There Was One
John and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning...
Published : 03.21.1999
Rate: 3.02
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The Irishman's Olives
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini...
Published : 03.21.1999
Rate: 2.95
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No Soap
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
Published : 03.21.1999
Rate: 3.27
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You Know You're a Long Islander Because...
1. You feel like you know Howard Stern.
Published : 03.20.1999
Rate: 3.12
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Brooklyn Girls
What is the difference between a Brooklyn girl and a washing machine ...
Published : 03.20.1999
Rate: 3.42
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Bumper Stickers
Could you drive any better if I shoved that...
Published : 03.20.1999
Rate: 3.18
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Application to live in Mississippi
How many kitchen appliances are on your front porch?
Published : 03.19.1999
Rate: 3.10
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Home Economics. Then And Now
The following is from an actual 1950s Home Economics textbook intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life:
Published : 03.19.1999
Rate: 2.92
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New use for Vaseline
A market researcher called at a house and his knock...
Published : 03.19.1999
Rate: 2.97
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Few Beers and a Friend
Two friends used to stop off at a bar for a beer now and again.
Published : 03.18.1999
Rate: 2.77
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The Young Man
A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement...
Published : 03.18.1999
Rate: 3.08
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