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Learn From This Women
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe...
Published : 03.21.1999
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Home Economics. Then And Now
The following is from an actual 1950s Home Economics textbook intended for high school girls, teaching them how to prepare for married life:
Published : 03.19.1999
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Twelve Hours to Live
A woman is having her annual physical and...
Published : 03.13.1999
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