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Ole's Two Assholes
Ole died in a fire and his body was so...
Published : 03.28.1999

Rate: 2.93
Efficiency Experts
Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant...
Published : 03.28.1999

Rate: 2.93
The Nudist Colony
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a...
Published : 03.26.1999

Rate: 3.02
New use for Vaseline
A market researcher called at a house and his knock...
Published : 03.19.1999

Rate: 2.97
The Young Man
A young playboy took a blind date to an amusement...
Published : 03.18.1999

Rate: 3.08
John's Missing Ears
John was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off both of his ears.
Published : 03.17.1999

Rate: 3.05
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood, is walking down the trail to...
Published : 03.16.1999

Rate: 2.95
Poor Clyde
Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to identify the body. So his two best friends, Clem and Zeke, were sent...
Published : 03.16.1999

Rate: 3.00
Seeing Eye Dogs
There's a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua...
Published : 03.14.1999

Rate: 3.09
Eight Feet of Fence
A man walked into the drug store and shyly asked...
Published : 03.12.1999

Rate: 2.75
The Diet
A heavyset guy who had tried every diet in...
Published : 03.11.1999

Rate: 3.02
The Blind Man and the Waiter
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
Published : 03.10.1999

Rate: 3.09
Nice Hair
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice...
Published : 03.09.1999

Rate: 2.88
Rectum Stretcher
Bob, a lawyer, was driving home over the Golden Gate Bridge after spending a great day out on the ocean fishing...
Published : 03.09.1999

Rate: 3.27
A Bear And A Rabbit
A bear and a rabbit are on the woods taking a shit.
Published : 03.04.1999

Rate: 2.94
Caught In A Lie
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals ...
Published : 03.03.1999

Rate: 3.03

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