"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
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Then There Was One
John and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning...
Published : 03.21.1999
Rate: 3.02
Fix This, Fix That
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts...
Published : 03.14.1999
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Golf Partners
Bart and Art have been a twosome on the links every day since they've been retired...
Published : 03.05.1999
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