"If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."-George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." Mark Twain
#27 A ball of glass will bounce higher then a ball of rubber.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, She's half Indian, half Irish, and half French!
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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If General Motors Were Like Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated ...
Published : 03.26.1999
Bill Gates Dies
Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...
Published : 03.23.1999