"It's evolutionary, going from governor to president, and this is a significant step, to be able to vote for yourself on the ballot, and I'll be able to do so next fall, I hope."-Interview with the Associated Press, March 8, 2000
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Vice President Dan Quayle to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89
#97 A turkey can run at 20mph.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Q: Hear about the new remake of The Exorcist? A: A woman contacts the devil to get a priest out of her son!