"King Abdullah of Jordan, the King of Morocco, I mean, there's a series of places - Qatar, Oman - I mean, places that are developing - Bahrain - they're all developing the habits of free societies." - Washington, D.C., Jan. 29, 2004
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." Tom Clancy
#34 If you keep a goldfish in a dark room it will eventually turn white.
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... is so fat, She uses the carpet as a blanket!
Q. What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A. Juan on Juan