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"We've had a great weekend here in the land of the enchanted."—Bush, referring to New Mexico, "The Land of Enchantment" Source: Federal Document Clearinghouse, "George W. Bush Delivers Remarks on Jobs and Growth in Albuquerque," May 12, 2003
 
 

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"Yes, the president should resign. He has lied to the American people, time and time again, and betrayed their trust. He is no longer an effective leader. Since he has admitted guilt, there is no reason to put the American people through an impeachment. He will serve absolutely no purpose in finishing out his term; the only possible solution is for the president to save some dignity and resign."
— William Jefferson Clinton, 1974, regarding Richard Nixon and the Watergate scandal
 
 

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