"We're going to have a White House forum there in Washington, D.C., obviouslythat's where the White House is ..."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Pledge Across America," Sept. 17, 2002
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." Jeff Foxworthy, Comedian
#229 The Caspian Sea is actually a lake.
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so ugly when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.
Q: Why do Canadians have sex doggie style? A: So they both can watch the hockey game.