BUSH: "First of all, Cinco de Mayo is not the independence day. That's dieciseis de Septiembre, and ..." MATTHEWS: "What's that in English?" BUSH: "Fifteenth of September." (Dieciseis de Septiembre = Sept. 16)-Hardball, MSNBC, May 31, 2000
"We offer the party as a big tent. How we do that within the platform, the preamble to the platform, or whatnot, that remains to be seen. But that message will have to be articulated with great clarity." Former Vice President Dan Quayle
#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she trips over her cordless phone!
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge,