"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that." - Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, Jan. 22, 2001 issue
"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison For three years, not Princeton." Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don King
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is so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.