"The world is more peaceful and more free under my leadership." Source: The Boston Globe, Oct. 29, 2003
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." Dave Barry
#182 A rainbow can only be seen in the morning or late afternoon.
Yo Mama ...
wears knee-pads and yells "Curb Service!"
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have driver's ed and sex ed classes on the same day? A: Because it's too hard on the camels!