"Corporate malfeance [sic] has had an effect on our economy and we need to do something about it."Source: FDCH Political Transcripts, "George W. Bush Participates in Rally at Oakland County Airport," Oct. 14, 2002
"But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet." Steve Spurrier, Florida football coach, telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had destroyed 20 books. (1991)
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Yo Mama ...
is so slutty she had her own "Hands across her ass" charity drive
Q: Do you know why women are born with two sets of lips? A: They need them so they can piss and moan at the same time!