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The New Church
An elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church...
Published : 04.30.1999

Rate: 2.98
Southwest Airlines, What a Ride
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from...
Published : 04.30.1999

Rate: 3.07
The Magical Mirror
A newlywed couple were looking to decorate their new ...
Published : 04.30.1999

Rate: 2.98
A Visit to the Proctologist
A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 2.97
Sexual Harassment Claim
A man walks up to a woman in his office...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 2.96
Office Behavior
Assmosis -- The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss.
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 2.96
Little Johnny's Note From School
Little Johnny comes home from school one day with a...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 2.85
Genie In The Desert
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 3.04
Not Your Typical Class Clown
There was an old professor who started every class with a vulgar joke...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 2.63
Unscheduled Dentist Appointment
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 3.12
Useful Work Phrases
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental ...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 3.31
Long Awaited Brunette Jokes
Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at the brunettes...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 3.04
Things You Will Never See
Michael Jackson day care centers...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 3.08
One Summer Day
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 2.90
It's Great To Be a Man
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat ...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 2.98
The Construction Site
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed...
Published : 04.25.1999

Rate: 2.95
Divorced Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that...
Published : 04.25.1999

Rate: 2.99
A Little Girl and Her Mother
A little girl and her mother were out and about...
Published : 04.24.1999

Rate: 3.07
How to Choose...
A young man had been seriously dating three lovely girls...
Published : 04.24.1999

Rate: 3.04
You Want Me To Do What?
Actual label instructions on consumer goods:
Published : 04.24.1999

Rate: 3.26
First Date
There was this virgin that was going out on a...
Published : 04.23.1999

Rate: 2.91
Two Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off...
Published : 04.23.1999

Rate: 3.14
Corn on the Cob
Two guys were driving down an old back round when...
Published : 04.23.1999

Rate: 2.00
Bear With Me...
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he...
Published : 04.22.1999

Rate: 3.21
Little Johnny Is Bored
Little Johnny is bored all day, hanging...
Published : 04.22.1999

Rate: 2.76
Explaining Sex
A mom is explaing...
Published : 04.22.1999

Rate: 2.85
Blonde vs. Brunette
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street and they pass a flower shop where ...
Published : 04.21.1999

Rate: 3.21
The Eveready Dildo
A little old lady with blue hair entered the sexual...
Published : 04.21.1999

Rate: 3.14
A Hefty Wager Indeed.........
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears...
Published : 04.21.1999

Rate: 3.12
Top 10 Reasons E-mail is Like a Penis
10. Those who have it would be devastated if it was...
Published : 04.20.1999

Rate: 3.01

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