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34,519 articles November 21, 2009 558,335 postings




for 4/1999
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Southwest Airlines, What a Ride
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from...
Published : 04.30.1999

Rate: 3.07
The Magical Mirror
A newlywed couple were looking to decorate their new ...
Published : 04.30.1999

Rate: 2.98
A Visit to the Proctologist
A gay guy falls in love with a proctologist. He...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 2.97
Sexual Harassment Claim
A man walks up to a woman in his office...
Published : 04.29.1999

Rate: 2.96
Little Johnny's Note From School
Little Johnny comes home from school one day with a...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 2.85
Genie In The Desert
An Arab has spent many days crossing the desert without...
Published : 04.28.1999

Rate: 3.04
Unscheduled Dentist Appointment
A lady walks into the dentist's office, takes off her underwear...
Published : 04.27.1999

Rate: 3.12
Things You Will Never See
Michael Jackson day care centers...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 3.08
One Summer Day
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot...
Published : 04.26.1999

Rate: 2.90
The Construction Site
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed...
Published : 04.25.1999

Rate: 2.95
Divorced Barbie
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that...
Published : 04.25.1999

Rate: 2.99
A Little Girl and Her Mother
A little girl and her mother were out and about...
Published : 04.24.1999

Rate: 3.07
Look out Bat'ter!
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, all covered in fresh blood...
Published : 04.10.1999

Rate: 3.12
Fruit Packing
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were then captured by cannibals...
Published : 04.08.1999

Rate: 3.19
The Old Man
A 90-year-old man is sitting on a park bench, sobbing,...
Published : 04.05.1999

Rate: 3.11
$50.00?? For a Frog?
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her...
Published : 04.03.1999

Rate: 3.20
Back Of The Bus
A group of elderly people were riding on the bus....
Published : 04.02.1999

Rate: 3.18
White trash humor
What does a white-trash girl say after loosing her virginity?
Published : 04.01.1999

Rate: 2.91

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