"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."-In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times, April 8, 2000
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." Vice President Dan Quayle, 11/30/88
#94 Lizards communicate by doing push-ups.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Q: Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? A: Everyone has the same DNA.