"In 2000, alone, obesity costs totaled the country an estimated cost of $117 billion." —Bush, promoting his Health and Fitness Initiative Source: The White House, "President Bush Highlights Health and Fitness Initiative: Remarks by the President on Fitness," July 18, 2003
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Q: Why did God give men penises? A: So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
