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The Camel
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred...
Published : 04.30.2000

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The Butler
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening...
Published : 04.29.2000

Rate: 2.79
The Creation of Life
A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading...
Published : 04.28.2000

Rate: 2.55
Poor Howard
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how...
Published : 04.27.2000

Rate: 3.27
The Pool
There were these three guys. They had been walking for...
Published : 04.26.2000

Rate: 2.49
Killer sandwiches
Three men are working on a bridge, an American, an...
Published : 04.25.2000

Rate: 3.34
Polish Sex Quiz
The Official Polish Sex Quiz ...
Published : 04.23.2000

Rate: 3.54
Flied Lice
This Greek guy walks into a Chinese restaurant and gets...
Published : 04.22.2000

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French Joke
Around the Time of the Seperation referandum of Quebec, Canada,...
Published : 04.21.2000

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Top 10 reasons to go to Work Naked
10. Gives bad hair day a whole new meaning.
Published : 04.20.2000

Rate: 3.12
Face Lift
A man decides to have a face lift for...
Published : 04.19.2000

Rate: 3.38
Crocodile Dundee in the Gay Bar
One day Crocodile Dundee walks into a gay bar with...
Published : 04.18.2000

Rate: 3.03
Busted????
A police officer is staking out a local...
Published : 04.17.2000

Rate: 3.21
Hunting Accident
A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear,...
Published : 04.16.2000

Rate: 3.30
AA doesn't always work
An Irishman walks into a bar and says' I'll have...
Published : 04.15.2000

Rate: 3.52
The Reasonable Scientist
Two guys are sitting in a quiet, rundown bar. In...
Published : 04.14.2000

Rate: 3.59
The beer drinker
A middle-aged woman and her husband visit a disco, just...
Published : 04.13.2000

Rate: 2.83
Great bars
An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are...
Published : 04.12.2000

Rate: 3.37
US Army: 1, NPR: 0
This is an exact excerpt from a National Public Radio...
Published : 04.11.2000

Rate: 1.74
The Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with the boys. ...
Published : 04.10.2000

Rate: 3.57
Clinton vs. Virgin Mary
Clinton and St Paul die on the same day and...
Published : 04.09.2000

Rate: 2.58
Tax Season
A man, called to testify before the IRS, asked his...
Published : 04.08.2000

Rate: 3.46
Clinton and Saddam
Clinton visits Saddam Hussein to talk about the weapon-inspections in Iraq...
Published : 04.07.2000

Rate: 2.57
The Oval Office
Bill Clinton is in the oval office with Hillary. ...
Published : 04.06.2000

Rate: 3.05
The Car incident
A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down...
Published : 04.05.2000

Rate: 3.17
Suckers aren't they?
One day a blonde is walking along the side of...
Published : 04.04.2000

Rate: 2.89
Compacts and blondes
Two blondes are walking down the street and come across...
Published : 04.03.2000

Rate: 2.69
3 Blonde men
Three blonde men are stranded on one side of a...
Published : 04.02.2000

Rate: 2.89
Fishing
a blonde was fishing off the side of her boat,...
Published : 04.01.2000

Rate: 2.53

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