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The Camel
A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred...
Published : 04.30.2000
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The Butler
A wealthy couple had plans to go to an evening...
Published : 04.29.2000
Rate: 2.79
The Creation of Life
A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading...
Published : 04.28.2000
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Poor Howard
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how...
Published : 04.27.2000
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The Pool
There were these three guys. They had been walking for...
Published : 04.26.2000
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