"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve."-Speaking during "PERSEVERENCE Month" at Fairgrounds Elementary School in Nashua, N.H. As quoted in the Los Angeles Times, Jan. 28, 2000
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway
#106 You way less at the top of a mountain then sea level.
Yo Mama ...
is so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Q. Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A. It's called, Sosumi.
If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?