"There was a good news story in Mississippi. I went down there anditwasn't because of me, it was because the doctors and the citizens understandthe cost of a trial system gone array and they got themselves a law."Source: Federal Document Clearing House, "President Calls for Medical LiabilityReform," Jan. 16, 2003
"My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance." Tim Allen, Comedian
#221 The game of basketball was first played using a soccer ball and two peach baskets.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job? A: After 5 years your job will still suck.