"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."--After meeting with the leaders of the European Union, Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." Homer Simpson
#121 The only bird that can swim and not fly is a penguin.
Yo Mama ...
is so old shes blind from the big bang
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? A: Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.