"Tommy is a good listener, and he's a pretty good actor, too. He can get things done. Action man, we call him." Bush, referring to Health and Human Services Secretary Tommy ThompsonSource: PR Newswire, "Remarks by the President at the Economic Forum Health Care Security Session," Aug. 13, 2002
"I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shapeof a house." Steven Wright, Comedian
#203 Atlantic salmon are capable of leaping 15 feet high.
Yo Mama ...
so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.