"Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."-ibid
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"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." — J. Danforth Quayle
Snapple Facts
#88 A ten gallon hat holds less then one gallon of liquid.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she trips over her cordless phone!
One Liners
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob? A: The closer you get to discharge,
