"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." - Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001
Random Quote
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." — Homer Simpson
Snapple Facts
#123 Beavers were once the size of bears.
Yo Mama ...
is so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
One Liners
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A: A different bar.
