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Roll'em
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
Published : 05.31.1999
Rate: 3.01
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NPR Interview
This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald...
Published : 05.29.1999
Rate: 2.91
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A Prayer
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...
Published : 05.29.1999
Rate: 2.94
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Male Bashing
Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
Published : 05.28.1999
Rate: 2.75
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Stupid sex laws
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
Published : 05.28.1999
Rate: 3.04
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Excerpts From The Classifieds
The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
Published : 05.27.1999
Rate: 2.97
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Teacher's Gift
It was the end of the school year, and a Kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils...
Published : 05.27.1999
Rate: 3.13
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Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was observed by her pastor standing outside the preschool Sunday School...
Published : 05.26.1999
Rate: 3.00
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Save Three Seats
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater...
Published : 05.26.1999
Rate: 3.01
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Death Row Sing Along
There was an inmate on death row, and he was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the next morning...
Published : 05.25.1999
Rate: 2.89
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The Thunderstorm
One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed...
Published : 05.25.1999
Rate: 2.89
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The Drive
Two friends were getting ready to tee of on the first hole of a posh golf resort course...
Published : 05.24.1999
Rate: 2.91
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Dr. Whatshisname
An older man and his friend were having a conversation one night...
Published : 05.24.1999
Rate: 2.81
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The Gift
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer...
Published : 05.23.1999
Rate: 3.03
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Shotgun Lady
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle...
Published : 05.22.1999
Rate: 3.03
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And I Won't Back Down
This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland ...
Published : 05.22.1999
Rate: 3.09
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The Dentist Appointment
One day a man walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth...
Published : 05.22.1999
Rate: 3.07
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Size of Your Balls
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is ...
Published : 05.21.1999
Rate: 3.12
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Archaeologists Discover
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave...
Published : 05.21.1999
Rate: 3.00
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Drunk Man
A drunk guy staggers into a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing...
Published : 05.20.1999
Rate: 3.00
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Two Plus Two
A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager...
Published : 05.20.1999
Rate: 3.04
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Pass The Teeth
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's...
Published : 05.19.1999
Rate: 2.98
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You've Got Mail
A blonde went to her mailbox several times before it was even time for the mailman to make his rounds...
Published : 05.19.1999
Rate: 2.70
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One Hundred Dollars
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks...
Published : 05.18.1999
Rate: 2.97
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Explain It Again and Again and Again
A man went into a bar and sat down to order a beer. A few minutes later another man walked in and sat down next to him...
Published : 05.18.1999
Rate: 2.92
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Pilot to Copilot
A commercial airline jet was sitting at the airport waiting for the pilot and co-pilot to arrive.
Published : 05.17.1999
Rate: 3.28
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Who Wears the Pants?
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night...
Published : 05.16.1999
Rate: 3.09
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The Alaskan Hooker
One day, after striking gold in Alaska, a Lonesome miner came down from the mountains and walked into a saloon in the nearest town...
Published : 05.15.1999
Rate: 3.02
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Golf Lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons...
Published : 05.14.1999
Rate: 2.95
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A Ride Into Town
John was driving his brand new Ferrari into town on a very windy day...
Published : 05.14.1999
Rate: 2.99
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