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Roll'em
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.
Published : 05.31.1999
Rate: 3.01
Male Bashing
Why are men given larger brains than dogs?
Published : 05.28.1999
Rate: 2.75
Dr. Whatshisname
An older man and his friend were having a conversation one night...
Published : 05.24.1999
Rate: 2.81
Shotgun Lady
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle...
Published : 05.22.1999
Rate: 3.03
Pass The Teeth
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's...
Published : 05.19.1999
Rate: 2.98
