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Teacher's Gift
It was the end of the school year, and a Kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils...
Published : 05.27.1999

Rate: 3.13
Save Three Seats
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the theater...
Published : 05.26.1999

Rate: 3.01
Death Row Sing Along
There was an inmate on death row, and he was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the next morning...
Published : 05.25.1999

Rate: 2.89
The Thunderstorm
One summer evening, during a violent thunderstorm, a mother was tucking her small boy into bed...
Published : 05.25.1999

Rate: 2.89
One Hundred Dollars
A little boy wanted $100 so badly that he prayed for two weeks...
Published : 05.18.1999

Rate: 2.97
A Ride Into Town
John was driving his brand new Ferrari into town on a very windy day...
Published : 05.14.1999

Rate: 2.99
It's Date Night!
This guy has four daughters who all live at home....
Published : 05.07.1999

Rate: 2.89
Polly Want a Cracker! Ah-h-h, Never Mind...
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot...
Published : 05.06.1999

Rate: 3.02
The Incredible Pig
A livestock feed salesman was traveling through a very remote rural...
Published : 05.05.1999

Rate: 2.95
Nasty People!
Brittany was scared, because it was her first time...
Published : 05.04.1999

Rate: 2.91
Another Use for Viagra
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and...
Published : 05.03.1999

Rate: 2.89
Sam's New Boots
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens and Sam always wanted...
Published : 05.02.1999

Rate: 3.09
Forgetful
A husband and wife, both senior citizens in their 80's...
Published : 05.01.1999

Rate: 2.83

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