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The Drive
Two friends were getting ready to tee of on the first hole of a posh golf resort course...
Published : 05.24.1999
Rate: 2.91
Size of Your Balls
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is ...
Published : 05.21.1999
Rate: 3.12
Golf Lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons...
Published : 05.14.1999
Rate: 2.95
Ladies Tee
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. As he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the PA system.
Published : 05.12.1999
Rate: 2.94
