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Q: What's the difference between a horse's tail and a politician's tie? A: The horse's tail covers up the entire asshole.
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NPR Interview
This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Army Lieutenant General Reinwald...
Published : 05.29.1999
Rate: 2.91
Stupid sex laws
In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
Published : 05.28.1999
Rate: 3.04
Excerpts From The Classifieds
The following are actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
Published : 05.27.1999
Rate: 2.97
