"I think we agree, the past is over."-On his meeting with John McCain, Dallas Morning News, May 10, 2000
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"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." — Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/15/88
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