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Corporate Lingo.
MEMORANDUM It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals...
Published : 05.29.2000

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A Different Way
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Koala Bear
A prostitute visiting Australia goes to a bar and sits...
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Two little boys
Two little boys are sitting in the living roomwatching TV...
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Walking the beat
Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat.....
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The Pickle Slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed ...
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Who is Jack Schitt ??
At last, an answer to the age old question- Who...
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Another Funny List
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Behavior Modification
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Actual Letters Sent to Landlords...
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Published : 05.20.2000

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Need a tail
In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite...
Published : 05.18.2000

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Thoughtful Sarcasms for the Thoughtless...
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. Well, this date...
Published : 05.17.2000

Rate: 3.12
New State Mottos
NEW STATE MOTTOS Alabama: At Least We're not...
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The Pearl Gates
Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 New...
Published : 05.15.2000

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No Fun At The Zoo
A Jewish man from California is vacationing in the Czech...
Published : 05.14.2000

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How Far Can A Dime Go?
A Ukrainian and a Jew were discussing how far each...
Published : 05.13.2000

Rate: 3.18
Black People and Pizzas
Q: Whats the difference between a pizza and...
Published : 05.13.2000

Rate: 1.53
those greeks
How do they separate the men from the boys in...
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Rate: 2.79
Nacho Cheese
Three white guys are driving in an all black neighborhood...
Published : 05.12.2000

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The Best Bar in Town
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Manners...
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Super Bowl
Bob Smith receives a FREE ticket to the Super Bowl...
Published : 05.09.2000

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Ten Dollars
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the State Fair...
Published : 05.08.2000

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Tips on love by kids age 5-10.
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Published : 05.07.2000

Rate: 3.14
Say a Little Prayer

On the night of their wedding, a young couple finally...
Published : 05.06.2000

Rate: 2.62

Walk on water Moses!
God and Moses were in a boat one day, and...
Published : 05.05.2000

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From one priest to another
Two priests were talking over breakfast one day when one...
Published : 05.04.2000

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A Religious Experience
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