"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
#166 Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.
Yo Mama ...
glasses are is so thick she can see into the future.
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano? A: An infected pussy on your organ.