"Actually, I...this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about...when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."-ibid
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." J. Danforth Quayle
#89 The average American walks 18,000 steps a day.
Yo Mama ...
is so stupid she bought a is solar-powered flashlight!
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate? A: Miracle Whip.