"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
"I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it." Mae West
#3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water.
Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, Her ass has its own congressman.
Q: How can you tell if a man is well-hung? A: When you can barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.