"Maybe between the time I left Camp David and here I'll learn more."Bush, speaking to reporters after returning from Camp David Source: Public Papers of the Presidents, "Remarks on Returning From CampDavid, Maryland, and an Exchange with Reporters," March 23, 2003
"I must be getting old because nowadays I find I'm more interested in the food I eat than in th girl who serves it." John Steinbeck
#166 Before mercury, brandy was used to fill thermometers.
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glasses are is so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
Q: What do you call Raggedy Ann laying in the dirt with a rock in her mouth? A: A dirty cotton rock sucker