"It's important for young men and women who look at the Nebraska champs to understand that quality of life is more than just blocking shots." -George W. Bush, in remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, May 31, 2001
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet." Mae West
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Yo Mama ...
... is so fat, When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Q: What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A: Shoot him again.
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How Was I Born?
The little boy asks his father - "Daddy, how was I ...
Published : 05.28.2005